From CrunchFood, which claims to be the newest Crunch Network blog (it’s not, as far as I know):
Bananas: Dead Simple Food for Breakfast (And Lunch, Too, And Occasionally I Have One for Dinner)
Fruits are nothing new. Over the last few years, countless varieties have been launched… strawberries, blueberries, oranges, cantaloupe, grapes—I could go on. But all of these fruits have been very Food 1.0, requiring washing, peeling, cutting, and other helper applications. I like fruit on my cereal, but, wow, does it have to be so difficult?
Well, my sources just moments ago filled me on a new fruit, the banana, that has all the killer features other fruits have been lacking, and which I’ve been calling for for some time now.
Bananas require no special gizmos to get down to business. Just peel back the conveniently hard nub at the top and get instant access to the tasty fruit inside.
This might get very popular very fast.




i totally rofl’d
hahaha - this is hilarious… looks like you have a fake steve jobs scenario on your hands now…
Excellent. Parody is the highest form of compliment.
I liked the ‘Turkey, A Chicken Clone’ post - I thought that one captured your tone very well